MF Hound of the Baskervilles, here. This dog would literally scare the black off me, have me cryin lookin like Robin Thicke. This dog has two middle names and a hyphenated last with a “Sir” and an “Esqiure” sandwiching it. You gotta address this dog as “Mister” ____. This dog has a birth record and a SSN. Ol’ Kingpin ass dog. You better be up to hand him that NY Times before he wakes up. Akamaru ass dog. Prolly carry a pocket knife and driver’s license. Wish a nigga would tell him to fetch. This dog eats at the head of the table. This dog has a zip code. This dog can swim to Bikini Bottom. This dog can FIND Bikini Bottom. Probably smell the temperature of the grass and see the visible color spectrum AND infrared.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"